Snoring
Telephone rings and sleeper picks it up.

S: Hello
C: I am the Touchtone genius. of voices.
S: What? Who is this?
C: I’m for waking you so early in the morning, but it’s very urgent I play you something. You ..
S: Frank?
C: ..the police are looking for me.
S: What? Hello? Hello?
C: I am so rich. I have won the lottery.
S: ?
C: And then the guy goes… I’m going to buy a car. Buy me a fur coat. I’m going to purchase the fastest sports car. You idiot. Buy me a diamond ring.
S: This is ridiculous, but I’m enthralled.
C: A sports car. A …..
S: I dare say this is…
C: A sports car. A ring…
S: the most fabulous phone call I’ve ever received .
C: A sports car. A riiiing. Woo, ha, hoo, hoo woo, ha, hoo, hoo woo, ha, hoooo…
S: Oh Bravo!
C: So it goes on for a while …
S: Oh sorry……I’m in awe.
C: Your mom’s fat!
S: Er…Umm.. Eerrm. ?