The Restaurant at the Other End of the Universe

Which of these doesn't the Dish of the Day suggest is a good meal?
1. Shoulder braised in white wine sauce.
2. A casserole.
3. Liver.
4. A salad.
Whose shoulder is the Dish of the Day suggesting as a meal?
1. One of the customers.
2. His own.
3. The waiters.
4. Somebody else's.
One of the customers has a problem with eating the Dish of the Day. What is the problem?
1. The animal wants to be eaten.
2. The animal doesn't want to be eaten.
3. The animal isn't a green salad.
4. The animal is revolting.
What is the point that the customers argue about?
1. Whether it's better to have steak or vegetables.
2. Whether it's better to eat an animal that does or one that doesn't want to be eaten.
3. Whether it's better to eat the animal braised or casseroled.
4. Whether it's better to eat now or in five hundred and seventy six thousand million years.
Do all of the customers eat steak?
1. Yes
2. No